OCCUPY DEMOCRATS PRESS RELEASE

Dementia Don confuses Iceland and Greenland multiple times in a catastrophic speech on the global stage!

Donald Trump is losing his mind in real time, and it’s getting worse with each passing day. At the World Economic Forum, Trump continued his campaign to tear up the rules-based international order and turn the United States into a pariah rogue state just so he can gain control of Iceland. Or was it Greenland?

The president of the United States doesn’t seem to be sure.

“I’m helping NATO, and until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy, right, last time? A very smart man said, he’s our daddy. He’s running it. I was like running it. I went from running it to being a terrible human being,” said Trump, making zero sense whatsoever.

He would later go on to confuse the two multiple times, complaining about how the stock market is tanking with, again, a completely nonsensical slew of complaints that contradict themselves.

“They’re not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland’s already cost us a lot of money. But that dip is peanuts compared to what it’s gone up.”

Folks, this is the really bad place, and it is about to get a LOT worse.

He is too stupid to understand that the stock market is crashing because he is upending the global stability provided by the American-European alliance that has remained firm for the past eighty years.

He is too stupid to understand that the largesse that Americans enjoy comes from the world being willing to give us unlimited credit.

He is fundamentally altering the balance of global power in ways he cannot comprehend, and that cannot be undone, and the consequences for the American people will be disastrous.

25th. Amendment. Now.