Cosas de España or Galiza
During my first Portuguese camino in 2009, we saw the same 5 fellow pilgrims all week. Not really surprising, as 5,000 a year works out at 14 a day. Yesterday, as I walked into town and sat under a soportal to have my coffee, I was passed by almost 50 in 40 minutes. With a total of 120,000 a year – 24 times more than back in 2009 – the daily number is now 329. A good business opportunity, if you have the right niche. I’ve long dreamt of a massage business exclusively for pretty women. But don’t tell anyone, as it’s a sordid secret.
Talking about the passage of time . . . Long gone are the days when I had the only border collie in Pontevedra city. Almost 2 a penny now, most of them probably not getting the exercise this breed needs. My dog features a lot in the memoir mentioned below, of my first 15 months here.
The Gran Sol(Grand Sole) is a deep-sea fishing zone in which Galician trawlers are always active. And occasionally sink. I’ve long thought it was north of Africa but it ain’t:-
My thanks to Lenox for this article on my favourite Spanish company, RENFE, doing what it does best – making life difficult for its would-be customers . . .
So, bloodied Boris will bluster and blunder on towards a a general election which the Tories will surely lose, if he’s still their leader. Here’s John Crace in good form on yesterday’s developments. Near term, there’ll be 2 key bye-elections which will surely further damage the lame-duck Prime Minister.
Meanwhile, there’s a comment below on the UK’s long-standing problem of low productivity, something which doesn’t appear to have been helped by the trend towards working from home.
On a less serious note . . .I read that this is the style for summer in the UK. To me, it looks like a curtain from the 1970s. Or possibly a carpet:-
Almost a third of Americans are reported to believe that mass shootings are ‘an acceptable price to pay for living in a free society’. Since European countries don’t have these shootings, these more-than-100-million Americans must believe that Europeans enjoy less freedom than they do. And, logically, that to ensure the US level of freedom, Europeans should relax gun laws and permit mass killings. Funny folk, Americans.
Una bomba de humo: A smoke bomb. That you throw in order to sneak away from a Spanish evening that’s gone on too long for you. See the first article below. For which you might need:-
Ya llego: I’m arriving. The claim made by Spaniards when you call them because they’re already quite late. And possibly haven’t even left home yet. Or got dressed even.
Some British tongue twisters
Finally . . .
To raise some smiles . . .
A nice pun:-
And a chess joke:-
For passing readers: If you’ve landed here looking for info on Galicia or Pontevedra, try here. If you’re passing through Pontevedra on the Camino, you’ll find a guide to the city there.
Finally, finally: Write to me here, if you want to see a memoir of my first 15 months in Spain, 2000-2001, entitled So, you fancy moving to Spain.
1. The UK economy:
The silver lining today is that the UK economy is less likely than in the past to go into an inflationary wage-price spiral, which would perpetuate the pain of inflation, especially for people on benefits or state pensions. But here is no easy policy fix for the 2022 combination of slow to no growth and rising inflation. External shocks-oil and war – mean we will be unavoidably worse off.
What the economy needs is for the government to tackle the deeper, structural reason why improvements in living standards in the UK have ground to a halt. Higher living standards have to be paid for by improvements in productivity – the term economists use for how effectively our work effort, materials and ideas are combined to produce goods and services. Productivity has been more or less flat since the mid-2000s, reflecting an economy that has lost its dynamism.
There are many potential culprits but no definitive explanation. A slowdown in productivity has affected other countries too, but it is especially pronounced in the UK, where highly centralised and not very effective government has made for worst economic outcomes and widening regional gaps. Hence the rhetoric about “levelling up”.
While rising inflation is the immediate problem, improved living standards for people of all income levels and across the UK will require the government to tackle the deep-seated economic weaknesses that have been a decade in the making.
Nothing in the chancellors Spring Statement suggested it has the political courage and long-term vision to do so. There was no recognition of the need for an economic strategy led by a state that will do more than cut taxes. There was no support for those on benefits, while there was a large, unannounced tax increase on young people who have borrowed to study. The UK looks set to continue to be a disappointing – and disappointed – country long after the current crisis.
2. Twelve Madrid life hacks(tips) that will make you feel like a local: Simon Hunter
Twelve Madrid life hacks that will make you feel like a local
1. Avoid changing Metro lines at certain stations
Madrid’s Metro system is a fantastic way to move around the Spanish capital, but it can have a few pitfalls. One of these is making a connection at Nuevos Ministerios, Diego de León or Cuatro Caminos – walking boots are recommended given the length of the tunnels you’ll have to traverse.
You should also avoid taking the stairs in Cuatro Caminos, even if the queues for the escalators are long. At 45 metres, it’s the deepest station in the network and is equivalent to a 15-storey building.
2. Be ready for weather extremes
In winter months such as January you can expect lows of between 0 and 3ºC compared to average highs of some 35ºC in the height of summer. All self-respecting Madrileños will have two entirely distinct wardrobes to cope with these extremes, to usually be switched around and stored accordingly in early October and May.
But be aware, the arrival of summer can be deceptive: as the saying goes, “Hasta el cuarenta de mayo no te quites el sayo” – in other words, keep something warm to hand for when the weather takes its regular turn for the worse before June 9th.
And one last tip: always take a light jacket to the cinema in the summer. With the aircon cranked up to 11, you’re going to need it…
3. Stay away from the tourist traps
The Plaza Mayor is a must-visit location in Madrid, especially during the holiday season when the Christmas market is in place. But avoid the bars and restaurants that line the square, and head instead to the connecting streets and beyond.
The former are mostly frequented by tourists and visiting football fans and are greatly overpriced. Look instead for places packed with locals and always wait before ordering food at the bar – that way you’ll be guaranteed a tapa with your drink. And never frequent a restaurant that has pictures of the food on the outside…
4. Learn to stay up ridiculously late (and make an unseen exit)
Madrileños are trained practically from birth to stay up ridiculously late (for proof look no further than the kids running around bars and restaurants well into the night). Keeping up with this rhythm requires some serious preparation, including a strategic nap before a night out as well as pacing yourself when it comes to drinking alcohol.
If it all gets too much for you, however, never, ever announce to Madrileño friends that you are leaving, otherwise they will expend all their energy on getting you to stay. Instead, find an excuse to disappear for a minute, turn off your phone and sneak away – a practice known as “una bomba de humo”, or a “smoke bomb”.
5. For toilet stops, look for El Corte Inglés
Madrid is shockingly short of two public services: water fountains and toilets. You can, of course, nip into a bar, but many establishments – particularly in the centre – will insist you purchase something before using their facilities.
As an alternative, El Corte Inglés department store is your best bet. They’re all over the city and boast plentiful and clean bathrooms. Be warned, however: the branch at Nuevos Ministerios is nigh-on impossible to navigate, and legend has it that there are still lost souls wandering around trying to find the exit after having popped in for a pee in 1997.
6. Leave the city in July, not August
August is still traditionally when most Spaniards get away for their summer holiday. Time was when Madrid would pretty much shut down completely during the eighth month of the year, but no more.
July is actually hotter, weather-wise, and the city is still very hectic during that month, meaning it’s a better option to hightail it to the beach. August is a wonderfully calm time in the capital, with less traffic, emptier streets and still plenty to see and do.
7. Get to know the waiters in your local bar
For many newcomers to Madrid, waiters – particularly those in what are dubbed “old-man bars” – can come across as spectacularly rude.
But really their attitude is more business-like than anything, and if you make the effort to get to know those in your local not only will they soften up, but they may even serve you up your regular tipple before you even ask for it.
The secret to conquering Madrileño waiters is confidence: a loud “¡Buenos días!” is always a good starter on arrival, and forget using “¡Oiga!” to get their attention like the guide books tell you, use “¡Cuando puedas!” (When you have a second…) instead.
8. If driving, beware the M-30 ring road and practice your parking
Madrid is a city that grinds to a halt when it rains, and nowhere is this more true than the M-30 ring road. In fact, even on normal days it turns into a car park during rush hour. As such, avoid it before 10am and after 6pm, as your journey will not be brief. And if you must take this city circular, make sure you know exactly where you’re going and which exit you need to take: there are myriad slip lanes and lateral routes and very confusingly you may actually have to take a right lane to go left and vice versa.
You’ll also need to perfect your “contact” parallel parking (assuming you can find a space in the first place), which involves stopping only when you lightly touch the cars in front and behind. With a bit of practice you’ll be amazed at the gaps you can squeeze into (see photo at the top).
9. Punctuality and distances are relative
When meeting with Madrileños, you should take all times as more of a guide than a definite plan. Everything is likely to happen one to two hours later than you expect, including, of course, the actual end of a night out. Madrid is a fantastically walkable city, but you should also be wary of claims that your destination “is just five minutes away” – five minutes can easily mean 40, with several bar stops along the way. So, Don’t take claims such as “ya llego” (almost there) too seriously if you’re waiting for a friend in Madrid.
10. Get to restaurants early for a chance to bag a table
Madrileños love to eat late and dine late, which takes some getting used to. However, it can work to your advantage if you want to grab a table at a restaurant: get there at 1pm for lunch or 8pm for dinner, and you should have the place practically to yourself.
11. Escape to the mountains (and ski)
From the right vantage point, the Sierra de Guadarrama mountains are visible on the Madrid horizon, which makes for a stunning sight when they are snow-topped. Whether it’s winter or summer, an escape from the city to these stunning landscapes is a must, and there are plenty of public transport options to get you to mountain villages such as Cercedilla or Alpedrete.
Provided enough snow has fallen, a ski trip to the Valdesquí resort is also a treat – and if you need a bit of practice before you go, you can head to SnoZone at the Xanadú shopping mall. It’s Spain’s only real-snow indoor slope.
You may not have to travel as far as the Pyrenees or Sierra Nevada if there’s enough snowfall to ski in Valdesquí.
12. Find a friend with a swimming pool
When the summer hits, and the scorching sun starts to super-heat buildings and sidewalks alike, your mind will inevitably turn to water. While there are plenty of public pools to enjoy (Lago is a particularly highlight), it’s a much better plan to cultivate a friendship with someone who has their own.
You don’t have to stray too far out of the city centre to find apartment blocks with communal swimming pools, and some of them are really impressive. Many end up deserted during the month of August once Madrileños up and leave for their vacations, so if you want to pull off the perfect summer heist, offer to house-sit for your friend to enjoy a free swim and a sunbathe every single day.