I read somewhere that Trump, looking at Iran, had said the last thing the world needs is a another tyrant putting his son in a position of power. Sadly, I can’t find any evidence that he really said this. But, since he has the self-awareness of a brick, I’m happy to repeat the canard here, in the hope that it’s true.

Fittingly for a reality TV star, Trump is now calling his attacks on other countries his ‘performances’.

And – drunk on power and bloodlust – he’s telling everyone around him: I’m a GOAT. They’re calling me GOAT.

From a petulant, disturbed child in the White House:-

The other man who’s revelling death and destruction.